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Santa' down time...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Tuesday, December 27, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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The big guy needs a break too...

Time to let down his beard, Time to get drunk and act all weird, Barefoot walks in the sea, Naked women for him & me… No more screaming kids, Not another glass of milk or a cookie, Santa’ sleigh can rest its landing skids, Now is time for a lot of nooky… It’s also the off season at the pole, The elves also on a much needed vacation, A local club has for them a glory hole, Losing their immense & considerable frustration. © -ed- 12/26/16

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Reviews of "Santa' down time..."

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan

Reviewed on December 31, 2016

I agree with Andy!

Rebecca

Reviewed by Andy Turner

Reviewed on December 28, 2016

A man dressed in bright red, lives in the freezing cold of the North Pole, climbs chimneys for a living ... hmmm and it's time for him to get weird?

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich

Reviewed on December 28, 2016

a fun read

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on December 27, 2016

Nice to know Santa and his helpers have needs!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on December 27, 2016

You know he is in Barbados
kicking back on his big sailboat
and the old lady is making the brownies....Yeah man

~W~

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on December 27, 2016

Heh.Heh "glory hole," gotta love it . . .

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 27, 2016

He sure looks good getting a little of that warm sunshine and beach.

Methinks you went a little too far with that last stanza. I won't tell the police if you don't.

Ron

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on December 27, 2016

Excellent poem!!! I'm still smiling!!

Love ya!

Jane

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