Once upon a time,

There was cute little cat,

Who wanted to get big,

So the cat grew & grew,

And became humongously FAT!

He ate and ate & drank fattening milk,

His hooman did spoil him, he slept on silk,

He snacked on people food,

And about it he became quite altogether lewd,

He copied his mommy in everything and became like her quite crude!

One day in his short travels outside he met an alien,

The alien’s name was ALF, related to the marginocephalian dinosaur,

At that point he did give up his life,

Dealing with the strife was more than he could handle,

So in a sandwich he was eaten with condiments so special,

                         *CAT-sup*