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Fonts
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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I consider this to be humor, while it may not be stand up comic humor, if I get a smirk from it, then I consider it to be humorous! Enjoy!

                “FONTs”


 


 I recall someone saying,


 “What big fonts you have!”


  And this I admit is true ,


 But when I try to make them smaller,


 These come back and stay,


 So I must assume that this is the computers way.


 


 I have tried others, and gotten them to work,


But these keep returning,


Maybe I need a personal clerk,


But that would be no fun,


As I truly enjoy typing out my poetry,


And getting, sometimes, a smirk.


 


But really, I do know how to change my fonts,


And keep them in their place,


But there are those out there,


That have trouble reading small lettering,


So my fonts I will change when it’s agreeable,


With the timetable of the unstable                                    poet herein…


 


                                                                                (ed) 


 


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 Reviews of "Fonts"
Reviewed by P. Michaels (Reader)
Reviewed on November 24, 2003
I like your large fonts. Some large fonts seem like they are shouting, but yours don't.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2003
You make my reading a lot easier :-) Wonderful write.

Reviewed by Taylor Trenton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2003
I can read you lol this is clever and creative.

Reviewed on November 23, 2003
I've often feel like my fonts are not large enough for everyone to read. Perhaps you are thinking the same that I am thinking. This is very clear. Great write!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)


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