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Life is...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Hey, if these dont do it for you maybe you can tell me what "life is..."
Maybe we can make it a sort of challenge!? Oh lets make this one humorous, and have fun kiddies...

          LIFE is…


   All the things Mom told you about,


                And more.


            Good & bad stuff,


                  And less.


          Lets not forget laundry,


    And touching someone else’s dirty undie’s.


              Driving in winter,


         Working a hum-drum job,


    Bringing home the bacon & the beer,


         To the asshole you married!


       Having your mother remind you,


          about who you married. (see last one)


    Being told by a friend that your rich bitch


       ex-boyfriend, really wanted to marry you,


            after he already married her!!! 


     Am I gettin’ close to what life is for you?


         If not, feel free to add your own!


 


       Oh, and don’t forget that life is…


             !Curlicues in poetry!


(ed)


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Life is..."
Reviewed on December 1, 2003
(((ed)))

honest, right to the point write--well done, my friend

you pull no punches--thank you for being you

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla.

Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
Reviewed on December 1, 2003
Life is a dream, sometimes a nightmare.

Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on December 1, 2003
Makes you think about things . . . Really? Life isn't so bad--one day at a time! b

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on November 30, 2003
Excellent! Sort of reminds me of the TV show, "Everyone Loves Raymond".
Great one, Ed. :o)


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