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Rufuz, King of his Dogmain
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Should be under humor and pets, but...
Rufuz says happy holidays to all, woof!

 *RUFUZ, KING OF HIS


        “DOG”MAIN*


 


 Rufuz is out in the cold on his leash now,


   Lying on the grass observing his dogmain,


      He lets certain people thru his yard,


   But protects vehemently if someone comes he doesn’t know,


  Fortunately for that person or animal,


     Ruffies leash is only just so long.


 


          He talks to some, Dad most,


  People think he is growling, but I know it is only talk,


  For Rufuz has hardly ever actually growled at anyone.


 


       He learns so well about all he can,


     Not sure who owned him before me,


   But he is definitely nervous around man,


  Women on the other hand he loves to sniff,


  I just tell them to sniff him back if that is their wish.


 


  I really hate to leave him when I go to work,


       As I know he pines away all day,


  But when I get home its back to play with Daddy,


  He actually seems to almost go berserk,


  But his daddy loves him and that is all to be said,


 


  Except, we both, Rufuz and I, hope you all have a,   !HAPPY HOLIDAY!


                  (WOOF, WOOF)    


 


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Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
Reviewed on December 4, 2003
Whoof whoof....sniff...sniff.....;)happy hollandaise 2U2!

Reviewed on December 3, 2003
(((Ed and RUFUZ)))

Happy Holidays to my favorite Joisey poet and his little woofer, Rufuz!

Love this write, and love Karla's review; how aDORable!

Absolutely delightful poem; this is going into my library!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D (1/2 of Rufuz' Twin Sisters from Tx.!)

Reviewed on December 3, 2003
(((dear ed and rufuz *woof woof*)))

happy holidays to my favorite new jerseyites

his daddy ain't the only one who loves him--his twin sisters in texas love him, too (((HUGS))) and special pats

delightful poem!

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 3, 2003
And happy holidays to you too Rufuz and ED, hath pity on us here, we are frying lol, Duchess is drinking the fish pond dry!
Hope she doesnt suck up a fish ;)

:) love Ch'erie

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2003
MANS BEST FRIEND..... Ed and Rufuz...you both have a great wonderful and blessed holiday too..Love this holiday card.....floria

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2003
Wonderful Seasonal greetings, in such a doggy way :-) Thank you for sweet memories. Just pictured some precious times I had with a dog that I loved, thanks to your wonderful humor.

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on December 3, 2003
Hehehe Ed, This is just
too cute...
Wish Rufuz a happy holiday
from me...woof woof..hehe


Trixie :)


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