Swimmin’ wif da fishies,

Nutin’ to do, but swim wif da fishies,

Sum times in da see,

Sum times in da wake.

O, wat dis dope does t’ me,

I no can splain’,

Butt I shore feels better,

Than when I be str8!

Who out dere says I no can tipe,

Of course I can tipe,

I jus’ no can speel,

Boy, my puter no likes this tipe of talkin’,

Underlined n’ red most wurds r.

Needed a difrent idea,

To rite more potry,

No not chiken or duck,

Da kind that ya rite…

Done fer now, hope ya liked it,

It was harder to tipe than it looks,

Let me tell ya’!

                             (ed)