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My DEN Picture Looks All Blurry...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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I think my new picture, on my welcome to my den page looks to be all blurry...
But it might be me...

My picture on my main Den page,
Looks from this end all blurry,
But not to worry,
It may just be me in a hurry,
To download the page,
So why get in a rage?
Just cause I look like I belong in a cage!


Either way the picture looks like,
I should be the thing the quarterback hikes,
So use the picture, if you want,
To throw darts at and scream yikes,
When seen in the middle of the nights,
Giving you nightmares,
That you are maybe losing your sight.


I changed from the hippie jeep,
Cause I felt the need to keep,
My wonderful readers from getting too bored,
I mean its not much of a leap,
To believe that you may or might,
Find the hippie in the other photo,
To be that of a cheap creep...


So suffice to say,
Please don't weep,
At the lose of the hippie jeep,
I can always bring it back,
If you feel this so deep...


                                   (ed)  


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "My DEN Picture Looks All Blurry..."
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
you look just fine, ed! do not worry; i think you are cute! LOL and of course, rufuz is aDORable! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on December 28, 2003
(((ed)))

you're adorable to me--so there! :)

cute write

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on December 27, 2003
Your picture doesn't look blurry to me,
More like odd man out in a hung jury.
Or a crazy man who's in a hurry—
After eating seventeen spoons of curry.

Perhaps frightening or the bad end of fury,
But take my word--it’s not blurry.
It’d make a lepper scurry, but don’t worry,
It’s anything and everything but blurry.

Your buddy, Scott

Reviewed by J. Pajot
Reviewed on December 27, 2003
Duude...no blur there. But seriously, entertaining poem. Than you.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 27, 2003
Just had another look at it......If one looks they will see you soul shining through it in a very wonderful way. Blurry? What makes you think that?


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