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The Moon Can't Be Full...or what "loonacy" do I get into at full moon?
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Seems the moon was just full last week, boy how time flies when you're looney tunes most of the time...

The Moon Can’t Be Full?


 


How can the moon be full?


Seems like only yesterday,


I turned into, no, not a werewolf,


That is from the old world,


Me? I turn into a loon,


And to do this so soon,


After the last full moon,


Makes me want ask if this time is opportune.


 


My “LOONacy” only comes,


Supposedly once a month,


But of late it seems,


It comes more often,


So much so I want to swoon,


Rather than become a goon.


 


For me to become a boon,


To society, I must be immune,


To this “LOONacy”,


Or simply allow myself to be blown away by a typhoon,


But for that I may have to wait till the right season,


Think it starts sometime in late June…


 


                                                        (ed)


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 Reviews of "The Moon Can't Be Full...or what "loonacy" do I get into at full moon?"
Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
hehe,
very witty!

i ws just noticing the beautiful full moon this morning

jessica
aka
gypsie

Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Beware of the werewolf!!!!!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed on January 6, 2004
fun write, ed; thanks for sharing! but when the moon is full, i try to stay indoors; don't want to risk into runnin' into any loup garous or any other crazies! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on January 6, 2004
(((ed)))

a hooooooooooooooowling great write :) you only have this problem once a month...sounds like what women say LOL :)

two aspirin and call me in the morning--no office fee :)

((((((HUGS)))))) and love,

karla. :)

creative, fun write :)

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Are you a buffoon??? Just kidding...love your work...LOL


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