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Bodily Fluids/Solids Removal
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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I usually use the toilet, but...


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Bodily Fluids/Solids Removal,


 


I have to admit,


Men can be dangerous, as per the pic,


Sometimes when I go to the room to shit,


I miss the “pot” and hit,


The tub, but its in the same room so screw it.


 


I have peed in the fridge too,


Like this guy, only half awake,


But understand, at least for my sake,


I usually pee where I am supposed too.


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 Reviews of "Bodily Fluids/Solids Removal"
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on January 15, 2004
Disgustingly funny. This one takes the cake, Ed, but I hope the cake wasn't in the refrigerator.

Scott

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on January 15, 2004
Love your humor Ed. I think these pics give us writers
good ideas.

Evelyn.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 15, 2004
I sure hope you don't keep poor Rufuz's food in there!


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