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A Vacation Getaway Hard to Resist...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Just a few polar bears, Santa, elves and reindeer & the eskimo every so often...

A VACATION GETAWAY HARD TO RESIST…


 


Polar bears do frolic,


 


Santa & the Mrs. vacation there,


 


Eskimos find it a veritable tropical getaway,


 


No worry for reservations,


 


As few even contemplate this use,


 


No sunning 6 months out of the year,


 


But can get a hell of a windburn,


 


The rest of the world does turn,


 


South when crossing this northerly degree,


 


So no worry of crowds or problems with your Brie,


 


Just get there early, before the locals come bounding from the sea…


 


                                                                             (ed)


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 Reviews of "A Vacation Getaway Hard to Resist..."
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on January 16, 2004
Cool write, Ed. Enjoyed it.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 16, 2004
I'll get my reservation in - ASAP!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2004
Cute write! Ah but a few months of non-stop sunshine......barbe's after midnight.....

Reviewed on January 16, 2004
cute write, ed; enjoyed! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2004
Tell santa I'm a good boy, mines off to Cuba in a fortnight..


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