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11 Months of Shopping Days till Christmas...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, as Christmas is on its way! No don't, at me, SHOUT!

Just getting over the holiday rush?
No more are you overheated and flush?
Did "they" get all they wanted and such?
       Christmas is fast approaching,
            11 months and counting,


Yes, yes, I hear all you out there tell me to,
                           
HUSH!


                               (ED)



                           


 


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 Reviews of "11 Months of Shopping Days till Christmas..."
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
LOL!!! Thanks for the morning smile.....opps I should say noon :-)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
You silly thing.. !! I hate to tell you this, Ed, but if you're hearing "hush" from out here, you're only hearing the polite ones! LOL. Oh, my god.. DUCK! some of them have rotten tomatoes and their aimed at you! Actually, I'm thrilled to see humor around here.. not enough of it, methinks. Your subject matter is cheeky, always a good thing. Good job. katy xox.


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