REAL MEN DON’T DO VACUUMING…
VACUUMING, A WOMANS CHORE,
But if men really knew the score,
they would be doing so with more,
zest, and interest, as they would do it,
with their brand new hoover vacuum tractor.
yes, new from hoover, a ride on vacuum,
takes corners like a pro, sucks up legume,
hell, it may even suck up that cat,
you have been trying to get rid of since marriage,
but, wives, don’t disparage,
As the bag attaches to the rear,
and it would be most clear,
if the cat was caught in the cloth bag,
nothing would be left of it, but a rag.
hoover even made it so you can cut the lawn,
with a special cutting attachment you can buy,
from the factory or the dealer,
or the shop that does pawn,
it is a definite bet, odds-on,
that you will find this item to be,
what it is you want to purchase,
and you will in no way, shape or form,
walk-on…
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Reindeer
The man that would vacuum up my cat and make a "rag"
of it...would be left in shreds himself...in short order!
Hee hee hee...I'm joining with Eddie in warning about PETA.
But the John Deere model can do even more,
It can plow the Earth as though she's a wh--e.
While plowing last spring what did I hear?
Earth said to Plow, "A little deeper John, dear."
Dan S.
And what's with this vicious cat attack? PETA will be contacting you shortly. Please be civil when they arrive.