Ed,
Reminds me of the first time our son lifted the lid to use the pot. I sneaked a peak so was handy when it slipped out of his hand and whacked him one. He was about three years old. Love the picture. Wish he had a computer so I could send it to him.
Reviewed by Dan Summerfield (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
Ed;
Reminds me of the guy out west who showed me how he castrated a bull with two bricks. Watched him walk up behind the poor creature and smash the bricks together on those sensitive parts.
When the bull screamed and ran across the field, I asked him, "My God, doesn't that hurt?"
"No," he replied calmly. "You see, I just hold my thumbs off to the side like this."
Dan S.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
LOL! I knew there had to be a good reason for this desire for clothes :-)
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Reminds me of the first time our son lifted the lid to use the pot. I sneaked a peak so was handy when it slipped out of his hand and whacked him one. He was about three years old. Love the picture. Wish he had a computer so I could send it to him.
Reminds me of the guy out west who showed me how he castrated a bull with two bricks. Watched him walk up behind the poor creature and smash the bricks together on those sensitive parts.
When the bull screamed and ran across the field, I asked him, "My God, doesn't that hurt?"
"No," he replied calmly. "You see, I just hold my thumbs off to the side like this."
Dan S.