“A Heated Computer Mouse”

Technology has come so far today,

The things they can do go far,

Beyond what they actually can do or say,

So, with this in mind, why can they not,

Bring out a heated mouse, for our cold hands…

Yes, a heated mouse, would be a great thing,

We could feel warm all over, including our hand,

I find it is the only place I feel cold, even when I stand,

Short of wearing gloves, short of sitting the heater,

Right on the table in front of me,

How about this wonderful technology,

Giving us a heated mousie…

Computers can do everything else, almost,

They can even find & take pictures of a ghost,

So what is the problem with making the mouse warm,

I ask this of you out there in computer land,

Is this not a good idea or am I being bland…?

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