Panthers, Pussies & Panda’s, Don’t Lie…

Not lions, tigers & bears, oh my,

But Panthers, Pussies & Panda’s, don’t lie,

Just try to say they do,

They will rip you to shreds from head to shoe,

That will be a day, you most assuredly, rue…

Again, not lions, nor tigers, nor bears, not oh my,

Only Panthers, Pussies and Panda’s all so high,

When they see you passing they all say HI,

You had better remember the pleasantries,

As these creatures have longer memories,

Than the elephant that roams the plains of the Serengeti…

Panthers, pussies and panda’s do not fly,

Air sick they get, can’t blame them, as do I,

So when you take them to the zoo, if that is what you must,

Then take them on a nice long boat ride,

And let them enjoy & take in the view,

          They will sigh...

                © ed – 2/27/04