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Jus Tripn'...
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What happened to those flashbacks the doctors of the 60s & 70s promised?


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JUS TRIPN…


 


Flashbacks have yet to occur,


Doctors all said they would, yes sir,


Life might be better, if no liars there were,


Like that of those doctors, no clue they had, for sure…


 


Wishin’ for my tripn’ flashback,


I feel like maybe I have some lack,


For if I had, I would have been taken aback,


By the very, and most perfunctory fact,


That the doctors were not wrong, in point of fact…


 


Am I speakin’ in circles herein, so what else is new?


I never knew what I said, never knew where I flew,


Suffice it to say, I guess I just, never, regards myself, knew…


 


All I ask, once to whomever is listening, let me just one time,


Have that flashback so tripn’, & allow me to do so, just once in my lifetime    so kickin'                 © ed – 3/2/04   


 


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2004
Cute write :-)

Reviewed on March 2, 2004
This was so funny Ed! I loved it,

Reindeer


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