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Funny limericks
by J. K. Roseline → (All Poetry by J. K. Roseline)
Sunday, January 10, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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There  once was a lady named Shirley

Her hair was  long , black and curly

She thought it was right

To walk the streets in the night

And all the way dance and sing loudly

 

 

I hear owls on my terrace

All day they sleep and at night  is a menace

So loud its screeches

Each night as if it preaches

Winging white soon,  the owls disappear   from surface                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

 

I once met a  Baker named Chase

Who married a female wrestler called Chaste

It was such a waste

She never allowed him to taste

She was always running around in a haste

 

 


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 Reviews of "Funny limericks"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 21, 2016
Thank you for the smiles, J.K. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed on January 11, 2016
Wonderful!!! I was entertained!!

Love ya.

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 11, 2016
Combing that hair was quite surly. While Chase's bread dough turned to paste.

Just a couple of lines that I thought of. The white owl one felt a little flat for me.

Ron

Reviewed by Mac Hermann
Reviewed on January 10, 2016
Hello ROSELINE, Great poem! ...Got my attention and held on to the fabulous ending.
Keep up the good work

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 10, 2016
Hah! The last one grabbed my funny bone and wouldn't let go. Liked them all, but the last one . . .


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