DASHING THROUGH THE DOUGH

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the dough

Holding creditors at bay

Going through the stores

Spending all the way

Bells for cash sales ring

Profits out of sight

Credit cards get used

Much to banks delight

Can’t find a parking space

Lines are long, we wait

It’s just a good thing

The stores are open late

Oh, ring those bells, see what sells

Spending all the way

Oh what fun it is to shop

For good ol’ Christmas Day

Michael D. Schafer

© December 11, 2015