How to fix that car door.

The Do It Yourselfer

Do I know what I’m doing? No but I know that already,
Here just hold this door, and try to keep it steady,

There’s nothing in that book, for me to read about,
These hinges ain’t that difficult, I done figured them all out,

If I press down on this spring right here, that center pin will drop,
Now push down on that sharp edge, I’ll tell you when to stop,

Hey Hold It , hold it! No I got it! Look out! ,the whole door fell!
Yeah, it landed on my foot, I’ll be laid up a spell,

Yeah, the doctor’s got me grounded, but we can hang that door,
I’ve got some trouble walkin, but my foot ain’t really sore,

See now what'd I tell you, that job was a piece of cake,
We could take another job , look at the money we would make,

Don’t look so worried Dear, think of the money we just made,
You have any idea what a mechanic now gets paid?

With blazing eyes she looked at me, and, slowly shook her head ,
Then I listened very carefully, to every word she said,

“It cost Medicare three thousand, Insurance paid the rest’
We missed your last car payment and our savings is a mess,

I’ve got Doctor Bills and prescription pills that’ll keep us broke till Spring,
And here you’re braggin bout fixin up a fourteen dollar thing,

Mister Frugal let me tell you, when all is done and said,
If you try to save us any more money, you’re gonna wind up dead