Speaking for myself, fortunately only a part of this is true .

The Hamburger

A few days back, I was lunching with my wife, at this place downtown.
They claimed to serve the greatest burger ,anywhere around,

The waitress there was very friendly, and we tipped her well,
She always made sure we got the best of, every thing they sell,

Well a double Whammy Burger was, what the lady asked for,
And drag it through the garden with ,everything and more,

The girl gave her a big Ok, and wrote her order up,
She almost asked a question when, she brought her coffee cup,

I realized somewhat later, why she had that funny look,
That Burger she delivered, would have anybody shook,

It had two big pads of burger, and bacon cooked to please,
Tomatos, pickles , and lettuce ,with two big slabs of cheese,

The Buns I couldn’t get over, they had to be over size,
I don’t know where they got’em , they’d sure take the prize,

I’m looking at a burger, a good four inches high,
Who in the world could ever eat this, or what’s more even try,

My wife was startled and exclaimed, My God, how am I, supposed to eat this thing?
I said my Dear , For you that is no problem, just open your mouth about half way , then Bing!

That’s all I remember. The Nurses here in ER are really neat and caring,
I should be talkin again in fourteen days, without the cast I’m wearing.

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