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One for Two
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Friday, March 31, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A poetic stab at and old story where sharing is caring



One for Two

I love a good hamburger, so I hit this Fast Food place,
They put my meal together; they had recognized my face,

I was eating when an older couple, sat down next to me,
The wife took their big burger ; split it half neat as could be,

The husband began eating, but the wife didn’t take a bite,
She sat there with hands folded something surely wasn’t right,

I wondered at this custom , what it was I didn’t know,
If the wife was upset at all, it surely didn’t show,

She sat there unmoving, and never touched her food,
The husband seemed quite happy; he was in a festive mood,

Finished up his eating, said he had to wash his hands,
Then she remained there waiting, I couldn’t understand,

I said Madam please excuse me , I don’t mean to interfere,
But I can’t help but wonder, what is the custom here,

You have been so patient, I don’t mean to be so bold,
Is this a religious custom , or just like your burger cold,

She said, No but he must clean them, topside and beneath,
I don’t like my burger cooling, I’m just waiting for the teeth!




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 Reviews of "One for Two"
Reviewed on April 2, 2017
LOL!!! Caring is sharing!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 1, 2017
I got an email last week with that situation framed as a joke. You have taken it one step further and made it poetic. Cool.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on April 1, 2017
I love a good burger.
I love good meat,
but I'd sure hate sharing,
a set of teeth.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 1, 2017
I just gum my food,
I don't mean to be rude,
But my chompers don't work right,
But with my gums my food does go down outtasight...-e-


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