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Thirteen
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Wednesday, April 19, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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a real sight for sore eyes. I hope you get a bang outta this old story



Thirteen

Normally he wouldn’t choose this lonely shaded road way,
But he had promised himself to try it on some short work day

He’d been told to check it out this old Mental Home in town,
Well it was kinda disappointing, but he could look around,

The wall was high and solid , There’s not much to see,
But look! There’s a peep hole in that wall just plain as could be,

But what’s that moaning sound from inside that solid wall, ,
Sounds like someone counting, yes he heard it all,

Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, What’s going on in here?
Over and over that moaning count sounding oh so near,

He had to see what he could ; maybe that peep hole site,
To get a look he strained his eyes with all his might,

The moaning count continued then light brought a little hope,
Suddenly his eye was blinded with a squirt of water and soap,

Then wild Hysterical laughter came loudly over the wall,
And that moaning count began again, before he could see at all,

That crazy high pitched laughter was loud but in between ,
You could hear that mourning counter saying,
Fourteen,---- Fourteen,---- Fourteen!


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 Reviews of "Thirteen"
Reviewed on April 20, 2017
Funny!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 20, 2017
I seem to have heard that joke with a much desired consequence. But still I couldn't help but laugh as I read it, even knowing what was coming.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on April 20, 2017
That's 13 reasons why not to look. Somebody get that unlucky person some Visine.


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