I fergot how to spell fergot!! heard tis ol'one somewhere I think.

Remembering
“You know Bob , I had a bad memory , boy it was really stinkin,
But Man they’ve got new drugs now that’ll really bring back your
thinkin,

I’ve only been taking these pills a few days,
You just can’t believe how much writing it saves,

It was just last Tuesday , I can tell you for sure,
These things are miracles, they’re really a cure,

I haven’t wrote a note since the first pill I took,
And that’s really good , cause I can’t find my book,”

Bob said, “ That’s wonderful, now maybe when I call ,
You’ll remember it’s me and not your neighbor Paul,

So what’s the name of this miracle drug,
My wife says I’m slippin, I’ll try me a slug,”

“It’s a pretty simple drug, one of the real common kind,
I think I wrote the name in that book I can’t find,

It began with an “H” or maybe it was a “G”
It’s on the tip of my tongue, but won’t come to me,”

Bob said, “Call your wife, she’s good at their games,
She knows all of them Phys’ms they put in the names,”

Bob said , ‘”What’s the matter ? She’s in the next room.
I just saw her cleaning with a dust pan and broom”

He said, “Uhh! Bob when you came in could you tell me I wonder,
What do you call that bush by the sidewalk out yonder,”

God man! thats a Rose, a wandering Rose ,
I’ve always told you I want one of those, “

“That’s it!, That’s it! Bob you’re such a great friend!
Rose!, Rose! Whats the name of that miracle medicine again ?” !!!!