Another outside story, I poetically attacked for a laugh

Bats

Three preachers met to solve an issue affecting everyone,
Bats infested all three churches, something must be done,

Every Sunday right on time they came to fly around ,
They had to figure out a way to keep them out of bounds,

Preacher Paul had called the pest control, But I’ll let you guess,
They said there’s nothing in their shop that will solve our mess,

Preacher Bob replied , “ Yes I tried them out, and everyone in town,
But All the locals said the same ,for Bats they’ll turn you down,

Preacher Fred surprising , said , “I’ve got rid of mine! Almost every one, “
The others stared in open awe as Fred said ,how he’d won,

I baptized every single Bat as church members made good sense,
Then like a lot of other members, I haven’t seen them since.