It's getting worse every day. I need to write a book.

Thanks for the Help

A man called a Doctor , he really needed bad,
The girl said “I’m sorry, no room to be had,

We’re booked up solid for the next week,”
He said, “ is there another that I might seek,

I ain’t sure I’ll make it, I need help today
I’ve got an appointment ,but it’s two weeks away
,
And I may be dead , away before then,
What should I do, and do it when?”

Girl said, “we have procedures for missed appointment,
Just walk in or call and I’ll cancel your event,”

“Lady you idiot. a dead man can’t walk,
Just how in the hell do you think he can talk?”

Lady said , “Sir , your problem’s not really unique,
We’re here to please and your good will we seek,

We lose lots of patients of course when they die,
But we show our concern, or at least we do try ,

I suggest you call Thrifty , in that brand new two story
They offer the best as a cheap Crematory,

I trust I’ve been helpful, Please score me on line,
A ten is the best you can give at this time,

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