Let's begin Monday with an inspiring weight loss procedure.

Weight Loss

The lady said , I’m overweight by more than just a bunch
So I offered her a dietary fruit and salad lunch,

Said I think I’ll take your offer, it’s the best I’ve got,
I know I’m overeating by way more than a lot,

I joined up for a one hour weight loss session at the gym,
Was told that it’s the only way of me ever getting slim,

The routines were so easy, it was a piece of cake,
I had no idea of the horrible size of this mistake,

Oh God what a nightmare, I was a fool to try,
My every muscle screaming, I wish that I could die,

Stretching , twisting , bending, I’m covered up in sweat,
From my hairdo to my toenails , I was soaking wet,

I never saw how my condition could ever be so bad,
I’m giving up on skinny, I’ll stick with what I had,

Nothing but the torture ,straining, and the pain,
This is more than murder, it bordered on insane,

Crap! my session ended! But, I’m still fighting hard,
Still trying to get into those G-Damn leotards!