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Kids Talk
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Friday, June 23, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Kids pick up everything and frequently it's laughable. another outside story put to poetry


Kids Talk

In Sunday school, the teacher spoke about Jesus to the kids,
She hoped that most had understood the teaching that she did,

"Jennie, where is Jesus?" she asked a little girl.
"Jesus is in heaven. To Help us in our world" .

"Very good!", said the teacher, she was truly over joyed,"
Then she turned to Jennie’s brother saying Where is Jesus, Lloyd".

Lloyd replied so softly said , "Jesus Christ is in my heart!".
The teacher beamed at Lloyd thinking, I think I’ve done my part ,

But then the teacher slowly looked at Timmy, the youngest in her class,
She said, "Timmy, where is Jesus?" almost afraid to ask,

"Jesus is in my bathroom." he piped up without waiting
"Please now , Timmy, surely not !", the teacher horrified was stating.

Timmy proud as ever said, "My Dad gets up every morning , you can hear him everywhere,
He bangs upon the bathroom door a yelling. “Jesus Christ, are you still in there!!!"


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 Reviews of "Kids Talk"
Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on June 24, 2017
And that's why every house should have at least a bath and a half.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on June 24, 2017
i read this once, then again and again, and finally to the family. We laughed and howled until we couldn't stop. Especially the kids. Simply loved this. Just love kids and what they say. John

Reviewed on June 23, 2017
LOL!!! I got the visual!!! Good one!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 23, 2017
Good one, sir Tom, kids say the damndest things for sure & where do they pick it up, its hard to keep somethings in, unfortunately..-e-

Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on June 23, 2017
Funny, loved it.
Thanks for a good
laugh


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