Dumb and Dumber, but laughable anyway.

Goose

The goose walks into the store asking, “ Got any beer ? to the clerk,
Clerk replies“No! not for the likes of you , you jerk,

Two days later Goose is back, “Got any beer?” to the clerk again,
“No , you idiot , what kinda store do you think you’re in?”

One more day and here’s that Goose with “ Got any beer?” Once more,
The furious clerk says “Damn! you come again , I’ll nail your feet to the floor!”

Goose returned, but this time asked the Clerk, “ Have you got any nails in here?”
Clerk replied “Hell No!”, Goose said, “Good ! you got any beer?”