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Thanks for the Help
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Tuesday, June 27, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Sometimes I get a little frustrated .


Thanks for the Help

A man called a Doctor , he really needed bad,
The girl said “I’m sorry, no room to be had,

We’re booked up solid for the next week,”
He said, “ is there another that I might seek,

I ain’t sure I’ll make it, I need help today
I’ve got an appointment ,but it’s two weeks away
,
And I may be dead , away before then,
What should I do, and do it when?”

Girl said, “we have procedures for a missed appointment,
Just walk in or call and I’ll cancel your event,”

“Lady you idiot a dead man can’t walk,
Just how in the hell do you think he can talk?”

Lady said , “Sir , your problem’s not that unique,
We’re here to please and your good will we seek,

We lose lots of patients of course when they die,
But we show our concern, or at least we do try ,

I suggest you call Thrifty , in that brand new two story
They offer the best as a cheap Crematory,

Oh Yes,If all other types of communication fail,
Our Doctor’s on Facebook and we have an Email


I trust I’ve been helpful, Please rate me on line,
A ten is the best you can give at this time,


 

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 Reviews of "Thanks for the Help"
Reviewed on June 29, 2017
That's about the way it is!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 28, 2017
I've actually had my doctor call me a couple of times. And doctors today seem to be much more friendly and helpful than they were in the past when they had so much more power over their inpatient "patients."

Currently I am using a internal email form to get things done with my primary care physician. If that doesn't work, I call his nurse directly. That usually works. But I do get those appointments that are two months off for a current problem.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 27, 2017
Sounds like a few doctors offices I have been associated with...:) -e-


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