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Old Fisherman
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Wednesday, June 28, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Fishermen are not all using the same bait. It depends on the type of fish they're after.

Old Fisherman,

The water was dirty down by the docks,
There sat an ol’fisherman out on the rocks,

I couldn’t help but feel sorry ; seemed a likeable sort ,
But fishing was poor in this part of the port,

That sun was hot and there was no shade,
Twas a pretty sad picture this fisherman made,

With a nice little Bar just across the pier,
I asked him to join me for a tall cool beer,

Quickly standing with a big thank you grin .
He laid down his pole and followed me in,

We downed a mug , I just had to know,
What kind of success did he have to show,

How many have you caught? Is the fishing that great?
He held up his mug saying, you’re number eight !



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 Reviews of "Old Fisherman"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 29, 2017
Thank you again for the last line laugh; if I drank I might try that in the future, keep makin' us laugh, Tom...-e-

Reviewed by Dadfire
Reviewed on June 29, 2017
Really good one Tom.
If he catches many more than eight,
don't think he can still cast straight.
Dan

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 29, 2017
That old guy could certainly be described as a, "fisher of men."

I saw a video of a guy being hit squarely by a bus, and flying to the side of the road. I think it was in the UK. Anyway, he got up, brushed himself off, and went into a nearby pub to call for help. Of course, the guys in the pub didn't believe him, but I hope you got a couple of drafts of Guinness Stout, before the video appeared and proved him right so that he could get a lot more sympathy drinks. I think you can write one about that true incident.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/27/man-gets-hit-by-bus-gets-up-and-walks-casually-into-pub-6738104/

Ron

Reviewed on June 29, 2017
LOL!!! Another one bites the dust!! Good one!!

Love ya!

Jane


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