This story just might be true -- but I doubt it.

A Doctor
The doctor said “ Yes ma’am , you think your daughter’s ill?”
I’ll tell you for her situation , I have no magic pill,

Don’t tell me you don’t recognize all the signs and such
She’s six months along and pregnant, you ought to know that much,”

The Mother yelled it can’t be, she’s pure and oh so grand,
You’ve got to be mistaken she’s never been with a man !

The daughter put in saying, “ I’ve never even kissed a guy”
And for anything like sex, I’ve always been too shy,”

“I think the daughter’s holding out” was the doctor’s plight,
“How do I Tell her mother, or make her see the light?”

The Doc hurried to his window and stared up at the sky,
For a long time he just stood there , and didn’t bat an eye

The Mother became quite worried, he never said a word,
Franticly she asked, “what is it Doctor are you looking at a bird,?”

Doc said “No the last time that this happened, a new star came to be ,
And Three wise men came on camels; and this I’ve got to see!