I almost took the fifth on this one, but I settled for a pint!

The Hammer


The defendant is charged with hitting his wife with a hammer, How do you plead?
Not Guilty your Honor, it’s Mercy of the Court, I need,

It was an accident, Please believe it was just a prank,
Suddenly from the Court room, a loud voice yelled , “Liar, Liar Damn you Frank”

The Judge shouted for Order, and said, “ Counsel this innocent plea don’t really make much sense,
He’s charged with murdering his wife and you’ve got the hammer as evidence.

Suddenly from the back that loud voice yelling loudly once again,
Shouting, “ Liar Liar Damn you Frank , you never was my Friend !

I loaned you every tool I owned, i was stupid , I was wrong,
Said you didn’t have a hammer and you’ve had one all along!”