I had to put this story in poetic form. Sometimes I can't help laughing

Christmas Barbie

“Dad, for Christmas i want a very special present ,”
Ok Darling You tell me, and I’ll give ol’Santa a hint ,

“Daddy ,I want a Barbie doll, one that’s pretty and sweet,”
Ok we’ll send ol’Santa a letter; You can color it up real neat,

‘Yes ma’am, I wanna buy a pretty Barbie doll for my little girl,
Didn’t know if you carried them, thought I’d give your store a whirl,’

Thank you Sir, and yes we have four models now that I saw arrive,
I’d recommend Barbie goes Shopping; it's nineteen ninety five,

We also have Barbie goes Dancing and also Barbie goes to the Beach
And for nineteen ninety five you can have one of each,

Well miss that sounds pretty good and she’d love all three,
But what about this fourth one it says Barbie Divorcee?

Yes sir , that’s the latest model ,sells for one sixty , thirty eight ,
My God , I can’t see anything that makes this one that great,

Well sir consider she’s a California divorcee and there you are
She comes with her X’s house, all of his furniture and his car!