Ain't never been there and if I did i'm already dead.

Too Much to Drink

Damn what happened ? My head hurts something, bad,
Dang , I can’t remember nothing, musta been those drinks I had,

Hey what is this ? A loving sweet note from my wife,
She even cooked my breakfast ; Man I don’t deserve this life,

I don’t remember coming home, musta been pretty late,
And would you look a here, a beautiful rose beside my plate,

Son, you were here, what’s this love stuff all about?
Your Mom should be furious and wanna throw me out,

Dad you were a sight, a slobbering drunken mess,
Coming in at two Am ; you coulda been shot for less,

Mom had to almost carry you and get you dressed for bed,
That’s when you saved your life with just what you said,

I couldn’t help but hear it and up the steps I ran
You yelled “ Woman don’t you touch me, I’m a married man !”