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Designer Jeans
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Sunday, December 24, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Christmas mischief
Designer Jeans Son I think it’s wonderful, you’re finally getting smart You’ve always looked for fun in everything you start So I don’t understand just what your present means Why did you give your sister a pair of designer jeans, I can’t understand just where you think that’s fun, “Because you see for Christmas , I got a BB gun !”

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 26, 2017

??? Michael seems to understand. I don't get the equation between a BB gun and designer jeans. It is always nice to pop a BB off a taut, jean covered backside…

Our mother always bought us plain pocket jeans from the catalog of that very famous designer, Jay Say Pennyae.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on December 25, 2017

Bull's eye.

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