Don't take offence when the IRS shows up. An old story presented poetically for your enjoyment Maybe??

Serviced

I used to be confused, but now I’m just concerned.
All of these government services are they really all unearned,

There’s the internal revenue service, that are always charging fees,
And then there are Civil services of every kind to please,

Then state government services where you must buy a permit,
And gas service stations where you really take a hit,

With all this service business, I finally got it right,
And found out accidently when a friend turned on the light,

Farmer Ron of my acquaintance, cleared it up for me just now,
When he said he hired a bull to service his milk cow !