Would you believe I always have trouble parking at a Mall /

Mall Shopping

Her car was small, but so was the parallel parking place,
To the rear a big long Lincoln took a quarter of her space;

And wouldn’t you know it , she’s outta luck,
There in front with a trailer hitch, sat a big ol’ pick up truck,

Try as she would it’s just too close ;but the only vacant spot,
A half a dozen useless tries with every thing she’s got,

Mad and angry just won’t do it, her little car won’t fit,
Then to her rescue comes a guy saying “let me help a bit”

Back and forth a dozen times, , with just an inch to spare,
He gave her twenty directions and finally it was there,

Frustrated and exhausted, she had to Thank this man,
All messed up and looking wasted ,was never her shopping plan,

But she blew her stack, when that nice man gave her a big OK,
Then got in that big ol’ truck, pulled out and drove away!