Dumb I guess, but I tried.

Stupid !!

Sorry, I didn’t catch the name, you wanna speak with whom?
No sir, I don’t know a Whom, I wanna talk to Harvey Bloom,

Harvey , How you doing; have you fired your Pizza cook?
You know I’m just a customer; Most things I overlook.

I think though I should warn you, mistakes will cost you sales,
If I wasn’t such a good friend, you could be fined or jailed,

I ordered up a pizza, the grandest that you’ve got.
And when it was delivered, you know I paid a lot,

I’ve no complaints about the size or promptness of receipt,
But when I opened up the box , Good God ,there was no meat,

I saw no topping of white cheese or Pizza sauce and such,
My God man you could be sued for something half this much,

Therein staring up at me was a big round piece of bread !
Ops, No ! Harvey ! Please forgive , for everything I’ve said,

I really should just kick myself; I’m such a stupid clown,
For when I opened up the box, I had it upside down !!