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News Report
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Saturday, February 10, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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the following is a true report that I rearranged in poetic form , hoping you enjoy. only the words have been rearranged; content remains the same.

NEWS REPORT

The Commerce Department yesterday from the Consulate at Bergen Norway,
Report the Arctic Ocean is warming up, and went on to say,

Icebergs are growing scarce and the water’s too hot for seals,
Unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone makes Climate changing real,

Reports from fishermen, and seal hunters all see a terrible season,
A radical change in climate conditions is seen to be the reason,

Research expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met ,
They’re at 81 degrees 29 minutes. Haven’t seen any yet.

At a depth of three thousand meters the gulf stream was very warm.
A shift in weather in the region, predicts light winter storms,

Masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stone,
Glaciers have entirely disappeared from many points, well known,

In the eastern Arctic very few seals and no white fish are found, ,
While herring and smelts are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.

It is predicted with this great ice melt, within a few short years
The sea will rise and make most coast cities look like floating peers,

My apologies. This Report I really hate to mention.
To show you history repeats itself was my real intention,

This report was from November 2, 1922, you know,
It was reported and published in The Washington Post, 96 years ago!
 

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Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 15, 2018
Nice, you got folks thinking with this bit of news. It's 100 years old but as good as new. Well done! John Michael

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 12, 2018
Even if one can dismiss the theory of global warming, there is still nothing wrong with being green.

Reviewed on February 11, 2018
Considering this earth has been around for millions of years, 96 years is a drop in a bucket. Who knew? Who knows? 'Enjoyed.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 11, 2018
That was zinger in the end line, until I remembered that the story has been circulating in emails. And is now part of the conservative right's claim that nothing is new under the sun and that global warming is in Al Gore political conspiracy.

I checked, and numerous sources around 2007 verify the article. The article was from Spitsbergen, Norway and predominantly about conditions in that region in that year. And not about the entire Arctic that is being examined very carefully today. The latest National Geographic points out that Arctic sea ice is retreating and will only occupy a narrow strip north of Hudson Bay and Greenland at the end of the century. All Arctic wildlife that depend upon sea ice will then be congregated in that small area.

We first began pumping huge amounts of carbon dioxide into the air in the late 18th century with the advent of burning coal for heating and steam power industries and locomotion. So an event in 1922 might be related to global warming as yet undetected until the 1930s.

Ron

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on February 10, 2018
I gotta laugh just hearing the story. really fun to write and rearrange so others ould enjoy


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