Takes all kinds don't it:

Companion



After careful consideration, he posted a Wanted ad,
Hopefully this would satisfy the problems that he had,

Wanted Lady companion for a man of forty with strong desire for solitude,
Prefers a live in relationship with lady of like attitude.

Must meet stipulations and requirements to be discussed.
Due to possible location differences, prior introduction is not a must,

My phone number is available through this agency for reply,
Only serious agents or applicants need apply,

Mister James? Tony, here; I’m with the Companion Service, Belles of Ol’Peking,
I think sir we have access to the lady you are seeking,

Please fill out our detailed On-line application ,
It’s necessary we identify every stipulation,

Please understand the delicate nature of the service we provide,
Complete discretion and restrict disclosure has to be applied,

Thank you Mister James, we are pleased you came to us,
In our business , satisfaction is a must,

Please follow this requirement, please do it without fail,
When received, just air her up .Your Chick is in the mail !