Sales are slow- it don't rain much

Dry Cigarettes


Two older ladies came outside to smoke,
But the cost of cigarettes nearly kept them broke,

And here it was raining , now what do we do,
Ann said look Mable, I’ve tried something new,

I’ve got these condoms and they really do the trick
They cover my cigarette and don’t leak a lick,

Just cutoff the end and they’ll fit any smoke,
At the price of my cigarettes ,this ain’t no joke

I can smoke just a half and still save the rest,
For a dry cigarette , they really are the best,

Trying to catch a smoke out here is a pain,
But condoms are the best for smoking in the rain,

Mable said, Ann, I’ll give one a try,
And hit the pharmacy for some I can buy,

The pharmacist ask her what type would you use,
There’s a dozen new brands from which you can choose,

But he really lost it, this damn woman’s insane
She wants a condom to fit a Camel in the rain !!!