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Bull Fighting
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Wednesday, April 4, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Nothing like a good meal in Mexico


Bull Fighting


Ah senor, you have eat here before , No?
No, but I’m told, you’re the best in ol’ Mexico,

Gracias Senor, I Pablo, take your order
Well Pablo I’m new, first time across the border,

Don’t speak Spanish, and your menu I can’t read
But what’s that feller having , sure looks like what I need,

Two big hamburger meat balls and all the trimming. Boy it sure looks great
Ahh No, Senor. Is Sunday night , e-spe-ci-al, we only serve one plate,

The great matador El Lobo kill his bull today,
These is he’s testiculos, they’re grande served this way,

But Senor you must reserve for Sunday if them you wish to eat,
El Lobo fights the second bull, You may want to get a seat,

No Padro, it’s not my thing. But I’ll reserve the meal,
For testiculos a grande, your price is quite a steal,

Ahh Buenas noches Senor Your de-light you will find,
Yeah Pedro, I’ve waited all week, for a dinner of this kind,

Senor, your plate is served, it’s the platter in the middle
No Padro that ain’t mine the meat balls are too little,

I ordered The grande testiculos, why didn’t you get it right?
But senor these are the testiculos from the second fight,

Sorry you unhappy senor , maybe I add some beans,
Poor El Lobo Senor, sometimes the bull she weens!


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 Reviews of "Bull Fighting"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 7, 2018
Another laugh to chalk up to the "old Tom Cat"...-e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 5, 2018
I battered my head around for a little while trying to figure out what was meant by "weens." Was it that the bull, she was in between? No, not that… Then, what was it? Like teeny-weeny? No, not that… What was it?

Finally, stupid, dumb me… It's the accent and its "wins." So now, I know why El Lobo shortchanged you with the "stink of de-feet."

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on April 5, 2018
A good poetic take on an old joke, but shouldn't that be a he, and not a she in the last line, considering bulls are boys?


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