Oh, no! Wrong gift! Now, you've got to run and hide until the steam cools down from her head.
I always asked my husband first what he needs for his birthdays, and he normally replied, "I've got what I needed already." (meaning me) So, if I had bought the wrong present, he would accept it anyway.
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. So regardless of what you think she likes, like a good garden tool, you will have missed the mark, you poetic fool!
Love the ending. Try giving her a poem next time. ;-)
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
I always asked my husband first what he needs for his birthdays, and he normally replied, "I've got what I needed already." (meaning me) So, if I had bought the wrong present, he would accept it anyway.
Sandie
Love the ending. Try giving her a poem next time. ;-)
Ron