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Flowers Maybe??
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Wednesday, September 30, 2020    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Trying to satisfy the wife with a special gift

Flowers Maybe??


We all maybe use flowers to celebrate

birthdays and all the rest

I’m not the most romantic of husbands,

but I still try my best

Fran’s got forty rose bushes, just

blooming everywhere

So it’s kinda hard for me to compete,

with beauty like that there

She’s very good at making them into a

great bouquet’

So naturally I appreciate their beauty

every day,

Now whatta I do for a perfect gift, I

naturally go on line

Ahh there it is, I can’t believe it .

it’s just the perfect find

A beautiful set of Pruning Shears, the

best you’ll ever see

I’ll never understand women , she

want’s to use’em on ME
 

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Reviewed on October 7, 2020
Oh, no! Wrong gift! Now, you've got to run and hide until the steam cools down from her head.

I always asked my husband first what he needs for his birthdays, and he normally replied, "I've got what I needed already." (meaning me) So, if I had bought the wrong present, he would accept it anyway.

Sandie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 3, 2020
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. So regardless of what you think she likes, like a good garden tool, you will have missed the mark, you poetic fool!

Love the ending. Try giving her a poem next time. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on October 1, 2020
i liked this one Tom


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