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Buying a Baseball Cup

“Hello there, I’m here to buy an athletic cup
I need one for a baseball girl , but not for a grown up,

Size is kinda important, she don’t need one to her knees,
Her mother’s quite particular, You’d say she’s hard to please.”

“Well Friend you’re kinda out of luck, I’m new here don’t you see’
And a small , girl’s athletic cup is a real new one on me,

Never knew there was such a thing, hang on just a bit
All the girls I’ve known don’t have nothing to put in it”.

Clerk, for your information, a Pelvic protector, is what it’s named’
It’s worn to protect your privates during a baseball game,

A hard hit ball don’t really care if you’re a boy or girl,
A line drive taken in the groin , you’ll be cussing out the world,

I guess your business sells other stuff, it’s not a Sporting store.
Do you know of any other place ,I can get what I’m looking for

“Tell you what I’ll check around, friend Josh works down the street,
I’ll send him an inquiry if you’ll just have a seat,

He Sells lots of Baseball stuff, some old but mostly new,
If you’re not too choosy, he’ll have just the thing for you,”

“Josh ol’Buddy, a kid’s baseball cup, is what I need to buy
It’s for a baseball player girl who’s Dad is standing by.”

“Yeah I do have one small cup and I think that it might do,
But it’s really memororabilia to be selling it to you,

Josh , come on now,a small cup memorabilia, this I’ve gotta see,
Surely you gotta be joking or putting one on me,

Josh my customer is serious, he’s not looking just for fun,
There’s no need to jack him up , what’s so special about this one,

Well it’s gotta be a rare piece, and I’ve owned it for sometime
To let it go for a megar price would really be a crime

You see it’s old memorabilia but small and not too big,
And it’s signed by Nolan Ryan when he was in Little League!!”