Another old story I thought might give you a laugh in poetic fashion.

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Stuttering Cat

Mister Evans had been a teacher for a number of years you see,
First grade elementary was not his cup of tea,

But teaching every subject was what he had to do,
Biology of humans was difficult and new,

Hopefully the kid’s would all grasp his teaching plan,
So he used common subjects they would understand

Stuttering is something that only a human voice can make’
We’re the only species that has this speaking trait,

Little Annie raised her hand and excitedly she said,
“My little kitten stuttered but now she’s gone and dead!”

Teacher rolled his eyes and asked Annie to explain
She was always interrupting She was the teacher’s pain,

This was just flat crazy , a stuttering cat, no way,
Against his better judgment he gave her an Ok,

Annie said that she was in the back yard playing with her kitten,
When a huge mean Rottweiler jumped the fence, came growlin and a
spittin.
My little kitty arched her back and stuttered Oh SSSH,SSSH,SSSH, Sir,
But She never could say “Oh Sh#t!”, before the big dog ate her .

Mister Evans left the room.