Hope you get a laugh. There's other tales
like this I love to hit you with in poems, but I had to dress it up some.

Fast and Frozen

At the gates of heaven one man asks another,
What caused your loss of life my brother,

Froze to death , don’t think they’ll let me in,
I was doing something that I shouldn’t a been,

Heart attack got me, they might refuse me too,
What Does freezing feel like, does it turn you blue?

Yeah it does, but you don’t never feel it
You drift off to sleep and it’s bye in just a minute,

How bout that heart attack, is there a lotta pain,
Yeah , but I just felt it once , didn’t come back again,

I was a crazy jealous man, as jealous as could be,
I could not believe, my wife was cheating me,

I had come home early, to catch them at their play,
I searched every nook and cranny where a man could stay,

I saw my wife look up the stairs. Could that be where’s he’s at?
Racing up the stairway, my death was caused by that,

Other man said , It’s really kinda ironic, that today we both arrive,
If you took the time to look in your freezer, we’d both still be alive!