A little advice from an expert- I hope to get back someday. Just dreaming you reckon? Mister "T" this ones for you.

Cardio Bunny

Whooeee!, that gal was, something else to see,
She used that treadmill, just next to me,

There was eye ball envy, on many faces,
She had everything, in all the right places,

My treadmill pulse, at a hundred and two,
I didn’t need no running , I just needed the view,

She moved on over, to the leg lift chair,
Every guy in the gym, was beginning to stare,

I went to the bench, where I’d look pretty keen,
She just ignored, went to the big abs machine,

I hit the stair stepper, but damnit again,
She went to the benches, where I had just been,

My Secession is over , Then to my surprise,
There she stood watching, two other guys ,

I asked the Trainer, for a little advice,
Said , Man she’s a winner, only been here twice,

She’s a real Gym Junkie, just moved to town,
I think she’s in here, just scoutin around,

Maybe lookin for fun, with some special guy,
I can tell you for sure, they all get the eye,

What machine should I use, were you in my shoes, that might put me in contention,
Filling up the slide, in that ATM outside ,will very quickly grab her attention !