There's Lawyers and then there's Lawyers. A feller does have to make a living.

Lawyers Take a Hit

The thank you party was a special event,
All the invitations had been sent,

To honor all the doctors here,
There was juicy steaks and beer,

Lawyers in town were not too pleased,
No one threw them one of these,

With a little crooked slight of hand,
Reserves were filled you understand,

Organizers knew without a doubt,
There were lawyers there throughout,

How to tell which ones were fake,
There was no way for goodness sake,

A waitress came up with a plan,
That would pick out every man,

Try it , get that plan in gear,
And get those lawyers outta here,

Announcement came with a ringing yell,
Two of the doctors slipped and fell,

With broken legs and mass contusion,
There was absolute confusion,

Just outside in the parking lot,
Bring 911 with all you’ve got,

Get ready now this plan’s an Ace,
Just Stand aside and close the place,

Cause Fifty lawyers came running hard,
With e phone cameras and a business card.