In a drunken haze, a man will still be able to find an adequate toilet. I have learned at our finest shopping mall, that the stairwells from the parking lot, possess an awful smell.
You reminded me of the time when I was recovering at home from my surgery and a local farmer boy of 18 would drive us around town lusting after girls we saw walking occasionally. But suddenly, he stopped in front of the Catholic Church, excused himself, and ran on in.
When he returned, he explained that he had not gone to confessional recently and needed to. All along I thought he might've had to go get rid of some of that coffee we had at Sano's Pizza that made me stop at gas stations. I wonder if he confessed what he was thinking about those girls we were looking for to give a ride to.
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
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You reminded me of the time when I was recovering at home from my surgery and a local farmer boy of 18 would drive us around town lusting after girls we saw walking occasionally. But suddenly, he stopped in front of the Catholic Church, excused himself, and ran on in.
When he returned, he explained that he had not gone to confessional recently and needed to. All along I thought he might've had to go get rid of some of that coffee we had at Sano's Pizza that made me stop at gas stations. I wonder if he confessed what he was thinking about those girls we were looking for to give a ride to.
Ron