Sometimes you have to talk between your teeth to get a word in edgewise

TooF less

You might know already, but I just got the word,
Walmart’s doing dental, that’s just what I heard,

When you hit that T bone and your choppers come to grief,
Wal mart’s to the rescue they’ll get you quick relief,

I didn’t mean to write it, in that poetic way,
But it sounds like a TV quickie wouldn’t you have to say,

I had to make a visit to this ,new dental whizz,
Said they were in a real pan Damnit, whatever that thing is,

I didn’t see nothing special, it didn’t look so hot,
Musta been fifty tables spread out quite a lot,

Now there’s a set of dentures on every table sitting there,
Some looked awful lonesome , unless they were a pair,

The lady saw I was puzzled and she quickly said to me ,
It’s the five foot separation; the pan Damnit don’t you see?

Well lady, I didn’t come here for no denture stuff,
I’ve got some ahurtin and eatin’s kinda rough,

She said go yonder to the lanes , there you’ll see a sign,
There s a lane for every type, you just get in line,

From your smile you qualify , it would be my guess,
For the Fast Lane Check Out, with twelve teeth or less!

© 2021 Tom Leftwich